"Be picky with who you invest your time in, wasted time is worse than wasted money."

Unknown (via smpldzine)

(Source: nikki-fellatio, via promisesarebullshiit)

  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

charlesoberonn:

Biology tells you you’re 70% water

Chemistry tells you you’re 60% oxygen

Physics tell you you’re 99.99999999% empty space

And I tell you you’re 100% a cutie.

(via adorbshxrry)

"

Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

"

John Mayer (via hefuckin)

(Source: eatsleepjohnmayer, via indiaxrae)

"we’re just
suicidal kids
telling other
suicidal kids
that suicide
isn’t the
answer."

(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: xxxantastic3, via anguished)